{UAH} This love letter from a Kisii man to Lilian Muli will make your day

This love letter from a Kisii man to Lilian Muli will make your day

Javan Samora Yesterday 49520
Kenyans can't hold their laughter after reading this love letter from a kisii man to Lilian Muli

– Kisii man pens a hilarious letter proclaiming his love for Citizen's Lilian Muli
A Kenyan posted a hilarious letter of his love for Lilian Muli that has rather impressed many.
Take a look:

'I trust you are as pulchritudinous as always. I also believe that you are in fine fettle (good spirits). I am approximately fine too sweetheart except for my love for you that has made me selfish. Sincerely, there is no adjective that can equal my feelings for you this evening.
This love letter from a Kisii man to Lilian Muli will make your day

I hope those arresting and sparkling eyes that make my body go lackadaisical, as are as tantalising as always. Honey, I trust that your slender and curvaceous body is uniquely striking and I can't wait for the 9pm news, just to sight your sthenic presentation.

Darling, I know we've not met before.
This love letter from a Kisii man to Lilian Muli will make your day

My name is Banana Peddler. I come from one of the remotest villages of Kitutu Chache North, Chinche Village, and Gesangero sub location to be precise. I am just a village denizen and banana huckster, trying to make end meets.
Business is not bad, though Ksh150 is a must-make for me, the more reason to prove how serious I am as far as taking care of you is concerned. Sweetheart, with your permission, allow me to officially declare my undying love for you. But before that, may I compliment your prowess in oratory when on when doing what you were born to do best, reading anchoring news.

Because to be honest, every time I set my innocent eyes on your alluring figure, you add a lot of meaning in my life. My shortest objective is to lay comfortably in your arms as I count your beautiful heart beats.

This love letter from a Kisii man to Lilian Muli will make your day

Unlike that gutless Team-Mafisi that keeps admiring you on TV, at least I have the courage to tell you. When Team-Mafisi admire you, it makes my heart swell with pride because you are mine in the making.

Dearest, every time you shyly smile on my small Greatwall TV, you brighten the dark moments in my life. If you allow me, I just want to be next to you till the end of the world because you are so beautiful. Honestly baby girl, you are worth waking up for.

This love letter from a Kisii man to Lilian Muli will make your day

Every time I look at your sexily sparkling super-attractive yummy eyes, I keep falling in love. I am sure when I take over you, I will be the envy of team-Mafisi but that notwithstanding, if God brings us together, let us not allow men to put us asunder.

Lilian, every time I sight you, you excite me because you are absolutely extraordinary. Every time you read news, you always enchant me with your magical ways of endearing me into your heart. Forget about those big boys with big cars. Better be with someone like me with my 'own' bicycle rather than being with a guy with his father's car. People's worst disasters may be earthquakes, typhoons or fire.

Nonetheless, my worst disaster will be the day when you say you don't love me anymore. I love you more than yesterday more than tomorrow. Babe, you know when I'll stop loving you? I will stop loving you when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless kid walk on water. Sweetie, they say pizza is sweet though I have never tested it.

This love letter from a Kisii man to Lilian Muli will make your day

I have a feeling that you are like pizza because every slice of you is perfect. You captivate my every being. I wish life had a pause button because I would press it any moment we are together."

Gwokto La'Kitgum

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