{UAH} STELLA NYANZI WRITES A SEX POEM ABOUT KYAGULANYI'S PETITION WITHDRAW

THE WITHDRAWAL

Verse 1)

Has a man ever withdrawn from you just when you were about to release a mega orgasm?

Has a woman ever kissed, licked and turned you on so hard but left you with a gu-hard on?

Has a lover ever touched-touched you in all the sexy places and then just abandoned you?

That is what my Kablaza did to us...

Verse 2)

He picked up his string guitar

In his well-manicured right hand.

He raised the bulging biceps of his left hand

And shoved a power fist at the morning sky!

He screamed out in staccato, "People Power!"

His biceps pumped up the power fist again.

And the people shouted back, "Our Power!"

Their brains - dead drunk with love for the principal!

Verse 3)

He called on his supporters to stay peaceful.

He urged his fans to desist from any violence.

He denied them free expression of their anger.

He refused their protestations on the streets.

In exchange, he promised to petition the court.

And the people obliged him.

Anti mbu Bobi tasobya, Bobi tasobya, tasobya!

They wholeheartedly obeyed his command.

They trusted his ability to trust the petition.

And their anger for the stolen vote subsided.

Verse 4)

Tempers cooled for he was as busy as a bee.

Kablaza seemed set on his mission

Entrusted to lawyers full of ambition

Charging to Supreme Court with the petition

Challenging results of the presidential election

Dictator Museveni's win was but a fiction!

Verse 5)

The election petition was solidly structured:

Fifteen electoral irregularities,

Ten electoral arguments,

And eight demands to the court of justice.

Verse 6)

The petitioner was romancing his people,

Turning us on with one kiss, one lick one blow...

We were purring and moaning with pleasure.

We were excited about what was to come.

We were hard, turgid, erect like a soldier on parade!

We were wet and slippery and dying slowly.

The petition was foreplay par excellance!

Verse 7)

And then he pulled out!

He withdrew!

He left us angazi with our pre-cum wetness...

She left us angazi with our gu-hard on!

Kablaza withdrew just like pppyyuuuuu!

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"When a man is stung by a bee, he doesn't set off to destroy all beehives"

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